Odds-n-Ends . Volume 02 | Issue 10

Pulpit Bloopers

‘Let us bow our hair.’ – Paul Box

‘God gave you a tongue so you could use it to legibly praise Him.’ – Jack Hyles

‘May God bless this great shower of herring.’ – Unknown Methodist

‘The force was so strong that it LITERALLY tore my arm off.’ – Nelson Hodges (with both arms attached)

‘May the word of the Lord be as a nail driven in a sure place, sending its roots downward as its balance upwards.’ – A British minister

‘We often pursue the shadow until the bubble bursts and leaves nothing but ashes in our hands.’ – A British minister

‘Insomuch as this couple has united in holy wed-knock…’

‘He came to the door with his butt unshirtened.’

‘Next Wednesday night we’ll have games for the kids in the educational building; we’ll have adult entertainment in the fellowship hall.’

from www.sermonnotes.com, Alderson Press Corporartion