Odds-n-Ends . Volume 07 | Issue 16

Humorous T-Shirt Slogans

“Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time”

“Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up”

“Procrastinate Now”

“That’s it! I’m Calling Grandma!” (seen on an 8-year-old’s shirt)

“If a Woman’s Place Is in the Home, Why Am I Always in This Car!”

“Stupidity Is Not a Handicap–Park elsehwere!”

“A Picture Is Worth a Thousand Words–But It Uses Up a Thousand Times the Memory”

“The Trouble With Life Is There’s No Background Music”