Odds-n-Ends . Volume 02 | Issue 07

Have You Seen These Bumper Stickers?

It doesn’t take a degree in Sociology or Psychology to know what people think. All you need to do is read the bumper stickers that clutter up the cars that are cluttering up the roads. For better or worse, whether you agree with them or not, this is what people are thinking and saying about themselves and the world they live in…

  • Dain bramaged
  • Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway
  • All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
  • Body by Nautilus; Brain by Mattel
  • Boldly going nowhere
  • CAUTION – Driver legally blonde!
  • IRS – We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.
  • I’m an imbecile and I vote.
  • How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
  • Money Isn’t Everything… But it Sure Keeps the Kids in Touch.
  • If you lived in your car, you’d be home by now.
  • WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition.
  • HANG UP AND DRIVE!
  • If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
  • I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
  • I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
  • You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to me not you!
  • Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
  • Be nice to your kids… They will pick out your nursing home.
  • WHERE THERE’S A WILL… I WANT TO BE IN IT.
  • Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
  • ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU’RE UNIQUE…JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!