Original Christian One-Liners

• Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
• Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.
• It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
• The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
• When you get to your wit’s end, you’ll find God lives there.
• People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of r the road, and the back of the church.
• Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.
• Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn’t, belong.
• The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up an audience: “And in conclusion.”
• If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
• Not only are the sins of the fathers visited upon the children, but nowadays the sins of the children are visited upon the fathers.
• God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?
• To make a long story short, don’t tell it.
• If your left hand doesn’t know what your right hand is doing, you should consider running for a job in Washington, DC.
• Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
• Peace starts with a smile.
• I don’t know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?
• A lot of church members who are singing “Standing on the Promises” are just sitting on the premises.
• We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
• Outside of traffic, there is nothing that holds this country back as much as committees.

2ProphetU

2ProphetU is an online magazine/website, started by Warren Wiersbe and Michael Catt, to build up the church, seek revival, and encourage pastors.