British Children’s Answers to Church School Questions

Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark.The fifth commandment is Humor thy father and mother.Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day, and a ball of fire at night.When Mary heard she was to be the mother of Jesus, she went off and sang the Magna Carta.Salome was a woman who danced naked in front of Harrods.Holy acrimony is another name for marriage.The Pope lives in a vacuum.Paraffin is next in order after seraphim.The patron saint of travelers is St. Francis of the sea sick.Iran is the Bible of Moslems.A republican is a sinner mentioned in the Bible.The natives of Macedonia did not believe, so Paul got stoned.The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.It is sometimes difficult to hear what is being said in church because the agnostics are so terrible.

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