What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle
It is well to remember that the entire population of the universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others.
Andrew J. Holmes
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
When science discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to find they are not it.
When someone sings his own praises, he always gets the tune too high.
Mary H. Waldrip
None are so empty as those who are full of themselves.
He was like a rooster who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
If I had any humility I would be perfect.
Don’t be humble; you’re not that great.
I am no more humble than my talents require.
Only the penitent man will pass…the penitent man is humble, the penitent man kneels before God.
Dr. Jones, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Oh yeah? Well, I’m twice as humble as you!
Linus to Charlie Brown