“What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.”
- Abraham Lincoln

“A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.”
- Benjamin Franklin

“It is well to remember that the entire population of the universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others.”
- Andrew J. Holmes

“Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.”
- Barry Switzer

“When science discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to find they are not it.”
- Bernard Baily

“When someone sings his own praises, he always gets the tune too high.”
- Mary H. Waldrip

“None are so empty as those who are full of themselves.”
- Benjamin Whichhcote

“He was like a rooster who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.”
- George Eliot

“If I had any humility I would be perfect.”
- Ted Turner

“Don’t be humble; you’re not that great.”
- Golda Meir

“I am no more humble than my talents require.”
- Oscar Levant

“Only the penitent man will pass…the penitent man is humble, the penitent man kneels before God.”
- Dr. Jones, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

“Oh yeah? Well, I’m twice as humble as you!”
- Linus to Charlie Brown

Humility